"kandykam0000821@kandykams.info: Hey cutie I really like your profile, I got a lil profile and I'm on camera. Come watch me! www.myfreecamhost.com I'm sure you'll like it!"
I get this message over and over and over again and over again. Am I the only one? What the f**k? I'm annoyed! ok... no more turkish fans lately but now I got spammer fans? Geesh...I guess I'll just have to activate my "Ignore anyone who is not in my list" option again. Haven't clicked on that since my highschool stalkers. Oh the memories...the scary chats and morbid pictures received... I can just remember those days. Late one night, a strange guy, who lived near me or something, messaged me telling all kinds of creepy stories that could have been a nice screenplay for a Cannibal Corpse video. The words blood, death, maggots, bones and torture were abundant. At first the details were general, just like in the horoscopes, general truths that can be applied to everyone but as the conversation ran deep the details were more and more...accurate. I freaked out entirely and that YM security option "Ignore anyone who is not in my list" saved my precious sleep from nightmares and my daily activities from paranoia.
Now the present situation is not a case of a possible stalker, just the annoyance towards spam of a bored individual having nothing to write about

*Click Click*
Tragedy Avoided! :D

*2 hours of awkward silence tete-a-tete*
*click click*
Boy asks Girl: What do you like about me anyway? *enter*
Girl says: Uhm...Uhm... *awkward silence* What I like about you... *backspace* uhmm... the fact that I couldn't put you in the "The Rest of Them" Group in the YM. I put you in the group called 'A' so I can see you whenever you're online,without scrolling down and be nearby me, then I moved you to the "Idiots" group 'cause you're a f***ing asshole most of the time, but in the "The Rest of them" group... jamais! *No...No...I meant to say that I like the way your hand glides on the buttons when you write sms'es, the way you play with the steering wheel when you drive and the way you trap my finger when I put my hand over yours on the gear stick.* *enter*
Boy with a dumb look on it's face accidentally presses Esc: *F3* I have a nice wardrobe! It has fine patterns! I like this drawer. *enter*
Girl says, befuddled: Baby, you're an asshole! It's back to the Idiots group with you! *enter* *drag and drop*
Boy says laughing: LOL! *enter* Don't arrange your life according to the YM. *enter*
Girl exasperated: Boot! You so don't get it! Boot! Boot! Boot! *enter* BRB *angry face* *enter*
Boy: *click click*

*awkward silence in the room*

Devil Duckie

Devil Duckie, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Devil Duckie, I'm awfully dirty today.
Woh, woh, bee day!

Devil Duckie, when you float,
It's like I'm bathing in a flaming moat!
Devil Duckie, you're my very best friend, hooray!
Doo, doo, doo, dee, day!

Every day when I
Make my way to get clean
I find a little fella who's
Rad and yellow and mean
Rub-a-dub-keen!

Devil duckie you're so swell,
You guide me on the path to hell,
Devil Duckie, I'm awfully dirty -
Devil Duckie, you're a naughty birdy -
Devil Duckie, I'm awfully dirty today.



I got this rubber duckie a few months ago and I just can't get enough of it. It's brilliant! It sits on my printer and keeps my company while I waste time/don't waste time in my comfty office chair that doesn't really match the rest of the furniture but it's big and relaxing so... :D I only once took it in the tub but it didn't seem to be in it's element and I think it's afraid of water so... from now on it's place is set: in front of me on the printer!

P.S. Happy 20th Bday, Adeenah! Mornings would have been dull without you! *tee-hee*